Hi guys! Whutt is up?
As you all know spring is coming around, oh hai time to get the zyrtec out. Fo realz the only good part of spring is fashion and warm weather, other than that it’s the re-awakening of dog poo in the park and super sexy allergies. Oh the joys of puffy eyes and itchy noses. I feel as though spring is the most unattractive season.
Enough about how bad spring is though, lets speak of the good. As per uge I’m exited to not have to walk around looking like a heffalump with a huge parka and a giant scarf, and instead wear a lel jean/army jacket ( hai gurl). Im think the high to low skirts and shirts are trending nicely and look really good.
The high to low shirts look espesh good if you have a nice stomach but a flat ass ( covers the rear is what I mean). High to low skirts, once again super flattering and look good with any type of shoe. Ive kind of gotten into sneakers lately (wutt I know man). I personally don’t own any but my brother has a generous collection of very cool sneakers and I have been illegally raiding his closet.
You guys can look out for all of the things I mentioned in the material girl spring collection located in all macy’s he-ey. Also please don’t wear gladiator sandals. Most of you already know how I feel about them. Don’t wear them….just don’t do it. I mean. Whatever. Do whatever im not gonna tell you what to do. Better to not wear them. If you know whats good for you. Whatever im not gonna judge. I will though.
OK thanks for listening to my banter, have an amazing spring guys filled with allergy-free funtivities and sandals that don’t make you look like Julius Caesar.